Coney Island, Technology
of the Fantastic
If life in the metropolis creates loneliness and alienation, Coney Island
counterattacks with the Barrels of Love:
Two horizontal cylinders - mounted in line - revolve slowly in opposite
directions. At either end a small staircase leads up to an entrance.
One feeds men into the machine, the other women.
It is impossible to remain standing.
Men and women fall on top of each other.
The unrelenting rotation of the machine fabricates synthetic intimacy
between people who would never otherwise have met.
This intimacy can be further processed in the Tunnels
of Love, an artificial mountain constructed next to the Barrels
of Love. Outside the mountain the newly formed couples board a small boat
that disappears inside a dark tunnel leading to an interior lake. Inside
the tunnel complete obscurity ensures at least visual privacy; from the
muffled noises it is impossible to guess how many couples are crossing
the lake at any one time. The rocking of the small boats on the shallow
water reinforces the sensuality of the experience...
-- METROPOLITAN SHIFT-SYSTEM
DELIRIOUS NEW YORK.
A Retroactive Manifesto for Manhattan.
'Pull out your banger, cos it's time to mash'
The Phantom Hand Band
Actually we would like to announce that our lovely friend CALUDAI will
be on the dexx next Friday, March
17th 2006 in the KIOSK, in the very joyful town of Vienna, Margarethenstrasse,
Ecke Schleifmühlgasse. There'll be lots of bangers from various regions
to reinforce the sensuality of this unique experience. Joy in repetition.
For a quick grasp of the upcoming pleasures, take a look at her preferable
A DELICIOUS BRITISH DISH
No, it's not what you think. It's all about food
& music - no sex, no drugs.
By definition 'bangers 'n' mash' is a dish made with cooked sausages served
with boiled then mashed potatoes ..
Bangers&Mash Dating Test